Ok so Yoohoo….from what I understand a lot of people grew up drinking Yoohoo and loving it. I am so thankful that I am not one of those people. Before I delve into just how disgusting this drink is, I want to make a side note. Take a really good look at the label. One more. Does it say milk? No, no it does not. This is not actually a chocolate milk, it is a chocolate drink as the label says. Technically this should mean I should not compare it to the other chocolate milk I have judged. However, most people seem to think of Yoohoo as a chocolate milk from their childhood, and with that in mind, I am going to tell you all how you should be ashamed if you like this drink.
First off since it’s not a milk base, it has zero creamy factor to it at all. Grab a bottle of water and add some brown food coloring to it, it will have the same texture as Yoohoo does. Ok so the consistency is bad, but so are other kinds of chocolate milk so what makes this a 0/10? The flavor. I really do not know how to quantify the flavor of Yoohoo. It’s not that the drink has no flavor at all, but that the flavor is a joy killing flavor that does not go away. The aftertaste sticks to the back of your throat and roof of your mouth no matter how long it has been since you last drank some. For the first time ever, I could not finish a milk. Not because the milk was too large, or too thick, but it was just so bad that I resigned myself to the chocolate drink and threw it away. -Off to Pour a Glass
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