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Chocolate Milk Blog

Welcome, my fellow choco-holics, to the sweetest corner of the internet! If you're someone who can't resist the creamy, velvety goodness of chocolate milk, then you're in the right place. I mean, let's be real, who doesn't love a good old glass of liquid joy that's like a hug from the inside? Whether you're feeling blue, bored, or just plain thirsty, chocolate milk is the answer to all of life's problems (okay, maybe not all of them, but it's a good start!). So grab a straw, kick back, and let's dive into the world of chocolate milk, one sip at a time!

Ranking Tiers

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The ultimate chocolate milks. These are the best of the best, and what other chocolate milks should aspire to achieve.

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The 'eh its alright' of chocolate milks. These are ones you will not go out your way to buy, but won't turn down drinking either.



Great chocolate milks. These are milks well worth their time and cost, and always a great option.

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The just not good chocolate milks. The ones you will not buy, and are not seeking to drink. Just bad. 

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Decent chocolate milks. These are milks you would be ok drinking if others are not available.

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The worst of the worst chocolate milks. Completely disgusting. The kind of milk you would spend money not to drink.

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